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Written by Andy | 24 January 2011

Jay_CutlerMike Shadle/FlickrA thorough evaluation and battery of diagnostic tests including x-rays and other scans have led Chicago Bears team physician and orthopedic surgeon, Dr. James T. Barret, to question the toughness of the medial collateral ligament in Jay Cutler's knee. no comments

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Written by Andy | 21 January 2011

Baron_DavisEric Richardson/FlickrClippers guard Baron Davis, during a standard comb-through of his massive, bushy beard, discovered a small litter of Jack Russell Terriers had made it their home. no comments

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Written by Andy | 19 January 2011

ZenyattaJames Wood/FlickrOwners Jerry and Ann Moss and trainer John Shirreffs are happy to report that Zenyatta, winner of 19 consecutive races in a 20 race career, has refused to let the 2010 Eclipse Award for Horse of the Year turn her into an unbearable, cocky, hotshot celebrity. no comments

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Written by Andy | 18 January 2011

from gridiron to greenscreenFox NFL Sunday analyst Terry Bradshaw used the entire 60 minutes of the network's pregame show to exhaustively explain the difference between winning games during the regular season, and what it takes to win games in the playoffs. no comments

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Written by Andy | 14 January 2011

Big Time TackleBags of chips and pretzels, several pounds of beef jerky and an entire keg were wasted Thursday when friends and co-workers failed to show up at the MLS Draft party thrown by Columbus, Ohio resident Matthew Wilsen. no comments

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Written by Andy | 12 January 2011

Carmelo_Anthony_The Nets, Pistons and Nuggets were finally able to complete a blockbuster trade involving All-Star forward Carmelo Anthony, which sent him to New Jersey, Detroit, and then back to Denver. no comments

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Written by Andy | 11 January 2011

Carolina_Panthers_TD_CelebrationGeorge Beinhart/FlickrTeam videographer Dale Synstrom has sifted through hours upon hours of Carolina Panthers game tape, and says there is "no way" he can make the season's highlight DVD longer than two minutes. no comments

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Written by Andy | 06 January 2011

Baseball barry larkin 2004Baseball barry larkin 2004Members of the Baseball Writers Association of America (BBWAA), the professional organization of journalists who vote annually for such MLB honors as Rookie of the Year, Manager of the Year, and election to the Hall of Fame, have yet to determine the appropriate length of time to exclude former Cincinnati Reds shortstop Barry Larkin from enshrinement into Cooperstown. no comments

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Written by Andy | 05 January 2011

LeBron_James_DribblingDori/FlickrAs a result of a double booked schedule by their team of agents, publicists, advisors and other handlers, the Miami Heat trio of LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh were forced to leave a game at halftime to fulfill a photo shoot obligation. no comments

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Written by Andy | 04 January 2011

Eagle_Bank_BowlKevin Harber/FlickrA review of the numerous postseason college football games revealed that the Lil' Tike Junction Daycare in Slippery Rock, Arkansas was the only business in the country that didn't sponsor a bowl. no comments

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Written by Andy | 03 January 2011

D-Lee with a leg kickFirst baseman Derrek Lee agreed to a 1-year contract to be split three ways by the Baltimore Orioles, Cleveland Indians and Kansas City Royals, as the clubs decided to pool their money in order to acquire the best player possible. no comments

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Written by Andy | 30 December 2010

Roger_GoodellThe edgy mood of the NFL's labor negotiations was lightened a bit when commissioner Roger Goodell, while player's union executive director DeMaurice Smith happened to be speaking, was unable to hold back a long, booming fart. no comments

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