Written by Andy | 27 March 2011

Keith Allison/FlickrA new mobile application is being billed as a way for golfers of all skill levels and from all walks of life to build themselves into a global brand through instruction provided by Tiger Woods.

"It's a way to assist golfers that want to become one of the most marketable athletes in the world," said Woods during a news conference at the Arnold Palmer Invitational. "Just follow the path my career has taken, and in no time you'll be recognizeable anywhere on your way to earning nearly a billion dollars."

The app allows golfers to chart their endorsements compared to the career arc of Woods, and includes how-to instruction from Tiger himself on becoming a spokesman for several Fortune 500 companies.

"Golfers that follow my guidance step-by-step will soon find themselves as the face of world leading automakers and sports apparel and equipment companies."

One of the app's videos recommends avoiding a sexual scandal which could possibly affect your golf game, harm your reputation, decrease your net worth and damage short-term earning potential.

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