Written by Andy | 12 April 2011

Ed/FlickrRachel Bigglesby, a reporter from the Orlando Sentinel who was granted access to the Augusta National locker room while covering the Master's, has been unable to shake the image of Phil Mickelson emerging from the shower in only a towel.

"Doughy....uunngghh.....pale.....pasty....so......so......mmpppfff," groaned Bigglesby as she shuttered, unable to speak in full sentences since the frightening encounter. "Ooohhh.....man boobs ...... shower ...sh..sh...shoes....wet....t.t..towel.....getting...dizzy.....unnnngghh."

Other reporters present say its a good thing Bigglesby fainted after catching a glimpse of Mickelson, or she would have been further disturbed by witnessing a nude Angel Cabrera trying to stretch his sore hamstring by placing his foot on a bench and repeatedly lunging back and forth.

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