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In the face of a currently weak Detroit area economy, several football players were still able to find high paying jobs with the Detroit Lions. Newly signed defensive end Kyle Vanden Bosch hopes to be a positive example and an inspiration to residents of the Motor City that are still searching for gainful employment. no comments
The entire city of New Orleans erupted into jubilant celebration after the Saints won the first Super Bowl in franchise history, bringing some much needed joy to the residents of Louisiana's largest city. However one man, R.J. Chapman, 29, quickly grew tired of pretending to enjoy the Saints' victory, and uneasily confessed to several of his closest friends that he's not really a Saints fan. no comments
Upon learning that he will be inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, career rushing leader Emmit Smith said he was 'belated' to get 'vetoed' into the Hall, to take his place next to other all-time greats. no comments
Devin Belton, a talented running back from Farmar, Texas was initially a highly recruited prospect for several top college programs. Unfortunately his overbearing father, William Belton, scared most away, and nearly jeopardized his son's final chance at a Division I scholarship by adamantly demanding to proofread and ultimately revise the letter of intent he was about to sign. no comments
With the Pro Bowl creeping closer and closer, Carolina Panthers quarterback Jake Delhomme is hopeful about ten more quarterbacks announce their intentions to skip the game, opening up a roster spot for him alongside the game's best. no comments
Despite the Vikings season having just ended, and her husband in need of physical and mental rest, Brett Favre's wife Deanna has imposed a deadline for him to take out the trash. She says she's very supportive of his desire to relax and clear his head, but would like him to assist with simple household chores as his lack of action is starting to affect the lives of others. no comments
Bobby C. Payner of New Orleans, 43, was nearing his breaking point, and felt he didn't have much left to live for. But after the Saints pulled off the awe inspiring feat of winning an important football game, he has decided to finally rebuild his life, and his home. no comments
Several weeks of uncontrolled, lengthy binges on Double Stuf Oreos have left Giants quarterback Eli Manning sixty pounds overweight. Manning had been training for an upcoming Double Stuf race by eating absurd amounts of Oreo cookies on a daily basis. no comments
Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has announced that he will be retaining the hot seat for head coach Wade Phillips next season. Jones says he has every intention of motivating Phillips with continued use of the hot seat, intimidation, as well as any other method he deems fit. no comments
