Nets Cut Short Victory Celebration After Realizing They're Still Terrible

Written by Andy | 30 March 2010

The New Jersey Nets were able to win game number ten last night, but stopped their post game celebration short. Players were happy to have avoided the all-time record low of nine wins in a single season, but eventually realized winning only ten games is still really terrible.

"Yeeaaahh, win number ten," said an overtly mocking Brook Lopez. "When do we get our championship rings?"

Guard Devin Harris was equally embarrassed by the initial celebratory mood.

"It was such a relief to clinch not being the worst team of all-time," said Harris, "but then we remembered, 'Hey, we're still awful'. What are we, 10-64? Oh, good. Now we're only the second worst team in NBA history."

History behind then, Nets eye brighter future (Yahoo! Sports)
Nets Win 10th Game, Avoid Record Season (The Hoop Doctors)