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| 24 May 2010
The oft-troubled and controversial Milton Bradley has opened up about recent difficulties, and says counseling sessions have allowed him to free the inner demons that have plagued him for so long. Consequently, Seattle has become overrun with various evil spirits, devils and mischievious fiends that are wreaking havoc on the city.
"This is awful!!" shrieked one horrified resident. "Good for Milton, but I can't look over my shoulder without some revolting creature flying at me. No wonder the guy was crazy."
Early reports indicate several National Guard units have been called in to control the riot like atmosphere.
When asked if he would assist in keeping the demons in check, the 'newly accountable' Bradley replied, "It's not my problem anymore, suckas!"
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