A little housecleaning at the offices of Major League Baseball revealed that baseball's unwritten rules, once thought to be vague and ill-defined, were actually scribbled into a notebook in 1942 by a member of then Commissioner Kennesaw Mountain Landis's staff.

Superagent Scott Boras says he is 'pretty sure' Stephen Strasburg, would be 'really good' at selling insurance if this whole baseball thing doesn't quite work out like originally planned, and is working on a long-term agreement for his client with State Farm Insurance.

ESPN MLB Insider Jayson Stark, in preparation for his weekly trivia segment on Mike and Mike in the Morning, came up with a question so difficult, he himself was forced to find the answer  via Google search.

A group of protesters descended on the Major League Baseball offices, urging commissioner Bud Selig to move the Arizona Diamondbacks to AAA because of the team's last-place record, league worst ERA, and just all-around low level of play.

Players on the Baltimore Orioles are shocked that former ESPN Baseball Tonight analyst and current manager Buck Showalter has actually managed before, figuring he was just some guy that talked about baseball for a couple hours a night on TV.

Tired of feeling singled out and unable to communicate with their manager, American-born players for the White Sox have demanded a translator to finally be able to understand their volatile leader Ozzie Guillen.

Not wanting to deal with any potential fines, suspensions or embarrassment , Astros AAA outfielder Grady Keppler is really hoping he'll be called up to the bigs soon before he is asked to take a drug test, ultimately revealing that he's been using human growth hormone.

The New York Yankees payed tribute to longtime owner George Steinbrenner, as well as public address announcer Bob Sheppard before Friday's game, leading Alex Rodriguez to wonder what his Yankee Stadium ceremony would be like once he's passed. After all he's done to 'finally bring the Yankees a championship', the slugger is almost certain it will be 'so much better' than anything they did for George Steinbrenner.

Baseball fans sat through a less than stellar 2010 Home Run Derby, where some of the sport's supposed top sluggers failed to even come near two 'hit it here' signs hanging in the outfield stands. Had one of the derby participants connected with a 'hit it here' sign, $1 million would have been donated to Stand Up For Cancer.

Major League Baseball's All-Star break is less than a week away, but for some players and teams it cannot come soon enough. Wanting to get a jump on their vacation plans, the Cleveland Indians have asked Major League Baseball if it would be OK for them to forgo their final series before the break, and get out of town a few days early.