Written by Andy | 02 June 2011

WDPG Share/FlickrJust because "those morons in Columbus are a bunch of lying crooks," University of Michigan athletic director Dave Brandon says neither he, nor anyone else at his institution will be rubbing it in that the recent situation at Ohio State has made the dirty Buckeye football program a total laughingstock and the butt of jokes nationwide.

"Hey, I really feel for those dopes," said Brandon, noting that it's difficult for any athletic department to have to go through NCAA violations, let alone one that employs and recruits slippery, underhanded doofs that associate with known criminals like they do at Ohio State. "So some mindless losers violate the same rules everyone else has to abide by, it doesn't give us the right to point fingers and make jokes about free tattoos and sweater vests and laugh at their expense. No matter how fun and hilarious that might be."

Brandon added that Michigan would continue to take the high road in the future, and wouldn't waste it's time mocking those boneheads by engaging in childish namecalling.

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