Written by Andy | 21 January 2011

Eric Richardson/FlickrClippers guard Baron Davis, during a standard comb-through of his massive, bushy beard, discovered a small litter of Jack Russell Terriers had made it their home.

"I've found food crumbs, my missing cell phone, or maybe some dirty laundry in there before, but never a living, breathing creature," said Davis, who believes as many as 6 puppies are inhabiting his facial hair. "Not sure where I picked up a half dozen Jack Russells, but who can blame them? It has to be all warm and cozy snuggled way back in there between my neck and chin."

"I'd bundle my entire body in beard too, if it were physiologically possible. Or socially acceptable."

The discovery of Jack Russells by Davis is the first such finding in the NBA since a full-grown Saint Bernard resided in Ben Wallace's afro.


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