Real Fake Sports - Where We Still Need A Clever Tagline
Beatrice Murch/FlickrAccording to a joint report issued by the American Dip Council and the Department of Salty Snacks, the nation's guacamole and tortilla chip reserves could be exhausted by Sunday.
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Dori/FlickrWith so much going on - playing a full schedule with the Miami Heat, fulfilling numerous interview requests, updating his twitter feed - LeBron James says he is just too busy to really take any pleasure in the struggles of the Cleveland Cavaliers.
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Bridget Samuels/FlickrPatrick Sharp of the Chicago Blackhawks, having been selected MVP of the NHL All-Star Game for his 1 goal, 2 assist performance, was awarded a $50 cash prize by commissioner Gary Bettman as part of a postgame ceremony.
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Benjamin Cave/FlickrA diehard AFC fan since the Mark Gastineau-led victory in 1985, Joel Bender of Little Arrow, Colorado was devastated following the NFC's 55-41 triumph in the Pro Bowl.
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Keith Allison/FlickrTerrell Owens and Chad Ochocinco, co-hosts of The T.Ocho Show on Versus, have no idea why Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Carson Palmer has threatened to retire if the team is unwilling to meet his demands for a trade.
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tyle_r/FlickrAccording to teammates, coaches and other staff, punter Tim Masthay has been strolling around Green Bay Packers team facilities with a cocky attitude after he punted to dangerous Chicago Bears return man Devin Hester, helping to hold him to only 16 return yards on 3 attempts.
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Mike Shadle/FlickrA thorough evaluation and battery of diagnostic tests including x-rays and other scans have led Chicago Bears team physician and orthopedic surgeon, Dr. James T. Barret, to question the toughness of the medial collateral ligament in Jay Cutler's knee.
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Eric Richardson/FlickrClippers guard Baron Davis, during a standard comb-through of his massive, bushy beard, discovered a small litter of Jack Russell Terriers had made it their home.
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James Wood/FlickrOwners Jerry and Ann Moss and trainer John Shirreffs are happy to report that Zenyatta, winner of 19 consecutive races in a 20 race career, has refused to let the 2010 Eclipse Award for Horse of the Year turn her into an unbearable, cocky, hotshot celebrity.
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Fox NFL Sunday analyst Terry Bradshaw used the entire 60 minutes of the network's pregame show to exhaustively explain the difference between winning games during the regular season, and what it takes to win games in the playoffs.
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Bags of chips and pretzels, several pounds of beef jerky and an entire keg were wasted Thursday when friends and co-workers failed to show up at the MLS Draft party thrown by Columbus, Ohio resident Matthew Wilsen.
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The Nets, Pistons and Nuggets were finally able to complete a blockbuster trade involving All-Star forward Carmelo Anthony, which sent him to New Jersey, Detroit, and then back to Denver.
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